but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing
like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best
it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u
why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it
June 2013
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
panic?? at MY DISCO??!!?
NO PANICS AT MY DISCO
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:
if this post gets 5k notes ill make this picture into a shirt
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
we did this on the last day of school,
we got detention on the last day of school.
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND BURN THE
ASHES
Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching?
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
Dearest followers
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
Sincerely,
Me
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
